why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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