I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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