the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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