HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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