morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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