oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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