So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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