So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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