How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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