I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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