She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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