Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize