JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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