Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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