Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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