So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
