Well apparently he's into motor boating.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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