My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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