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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...

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• (516): View more from New York

  the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal

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• (801): View more from Utah

  we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.

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  This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.

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• (760): View more from California

  dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  ARE YOU OKAY?

  (618): View more from Illinois

  Physically? Yes. Morally? No.

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