Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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