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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i'm watching the fashion show on bravo

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  you're cheating on project runway?

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  if you can't score coke, you buy crack.

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• (818): View more from California

  Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.

  (818): View more from California

  Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.

  (818): View more from California

  And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.

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• (909): View more from California

  Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there

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• (516): View more from New York

  is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?

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