try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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Physically? Yes. Morally? No.