I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We can't do acid Disneyworld.