i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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