I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.