You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo