He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
