Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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