my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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