yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?