Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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