So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....