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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.

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• (415): View more from California

  I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....

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