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• (937): View more from Ohio

  How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  no you're not allowed back

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  come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night

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• (801): View more from Utah

  When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.

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• (510): View more from California

  I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?

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