You're my little dorito
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
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