STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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