Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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