i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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