You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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