In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
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Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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