I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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