I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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