You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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