Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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