btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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