Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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