Im at strip club and am horny
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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