I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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