what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
So apparently I’m into choking now
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