Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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