Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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