just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
id be glad to
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I can't turn off my feet"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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