I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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