We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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