ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
My vagina is officially offended.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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