I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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