I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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