honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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