she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize