Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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