Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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