Hey man sorry I got all grabby
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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