sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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