she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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