I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
id be glad to
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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