Sry I called you an 8
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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