found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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